Word of the Month: Hellman

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THE LBC NEEDS FRAUD PROTECTION

Long Beach loves its transplants, but then you have something else. Weirdos. You know the type. They move here, create a fake lore, and then try to sell the city back to us. Just because someone has “LB” in their business name or has “Long Beach” in their user handle doesn’t mean they are from here or respects the culture.

This artwork is a reflection of my hate towards gentrists and the halftoning of Playanese Culture. COURTESY OF @LBARTWORK GANG

IYKYK, if you don’t start asking. 

We love diversity! Be who you are, stay true. Let us know your lore so it can be added to the culture. DON’T COME HERE TRYNA TAKE AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE MANE.

FIRME O FUEGO. Either you’re real or you deserve to be burned. Those of you who move with frauds will get burned, too. Real ones get love. Es todo type shit. 

This is how we fight against weirdos. Give them what they want. Make them famous. CALL THEM OUT. TAKE THIS ART, make shirts, stickers, customize it, share it with friends. Let fools know when you fake the funk, you get caught clean. 

For all you fakes out there, calm it down or go home. To all my real homies that just moved here, keep doing you and thank you for being you, mf. 

Gone.